queenconsuelabananahammock:

murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

(Source: bro-tard, via vampwolf0)

hannibal-and-dory:

timedetective:

asgardiancherrypudding:

luminous-lu:

emeraldsd:

image

This is now my favorite post. Ever. 

never forget to wash the butt.

TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG

Keep away from fire especially when wearing

(Source: hellsleepsaround, via dutchster)

nobletraditions:

robbrulinski:

Zippo lighters from Vietnam

Jesus christ.

(via mrthyng)

"If they don’t know you personally, don’t take it personal."

Best piece of advice I’ve read in a while  (via craalgirls)

(Source: sofia--tortilla, via joeydrinksbeer)

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via dutchster)

fuckreiva:

i’m thinking about you but you’re probably thinking of someone else

(via bubbles-is-crazy)

saddeer:

this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

(Source: BuzzFeed, via blowmeloudxo)

Nope. That’s not tea. Chicken Broth in my cuuuuup. #tonsillitis #sickday

Nope. That’s not tea. Chicken Broth in my cuuuuup. #tonsillitis #sickday